Washington Business and Technology Institute - Lillian Tsai's Think it over

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	Five lessons on "How to Treat Peope" (2) From Meiyang Chang through Lillian Tsai by email Second Important Lesson: Pickup in the Rain An American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stoppped to help her, generally unhear of in those conflict-filled 1960s. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab. She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached. It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway me and unselfishly serving others." Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole. ************* ....NOW more than ever - Peace It On....Pay It Forward The best thing we can learn from children is that they known no limits nor boundaries. Their dreams and imaginations are the conerstone of inspiration and what can be, not what is. ---- 5 Lessons on How to Treat People From Meiyang Chang through Lillian Tsai by email on 2002. Jesus said, "I am coming soon. Hold on to what you have, so that no one will take your crown." --Revelation 3:11 Bible The tongue of the righteous is the choice silver. --Proverbs 10:20 Bible The tongue of the wise commends knowledge. --Proverbs 15:2 Bible 777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888

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	"We all need to smile every once in a while" Sent from Meiyang Chang through Lillian Tsai Ever Wonder! *Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why are they called apartment when they are all stuck together? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? **Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? __Are you kidding? From Y.S. Lei{Sent from: meiyang@sun.cepd.gov.tw} ("We all need to smile every once in a while") IT'S KINDA FUNNY [StatJokes] Fwd: Humor shiz. 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888

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	Quatations of Inspiration sent to WBTI by Meiyang Chang and Lillian Tsai By Meiyang Chang and Lillian Tsai In case you need futher proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. *On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos: ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. On packing for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drownsiness." (and... I'm taking this because???) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to ...what?) On a Japense food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) **On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) Now that you've smiled at least once, its your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (may even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while. __Are you kidding? From Y.S. Lei{Sent from: meiyang@sun.cepd.gov.tw} IT'S KINDA FUNNY [StatJokes] Fwd: Humor shiz.

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