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071703
Diversify our economy with tourism and invesment
By Cheryl Moss

Commisionner Rory Reid has been recommended by WBTI as a Special Guest of Nevada Expo Mission to China. "I'm honored to be invited in this Mission. I believe it'll allow us to diversify our economy with tourism and investment and increase understading between our countries," Rory talked to Dr. Tony Lei at the time when the Commissionner was informed by him at his Law Office in Las Vegas on April 24, 2003.
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092803
Quatations of Inspiration sent to WBTI by Meiyang Chang and Lillian Tsai
By Meiyang Chang and Lillian Tsai

In case you need futher proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
***On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
***On a bag of Fritos: ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
***On packing for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
***On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drownsiness." (and... I'm taking this because???)
***On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to ...what?)
***On a Japense food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
***On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, its your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (may even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
__Are you kidding? From Y.S. Lei{Sent from: meiyang@sun.cepd.gov.tw} IT'S KINDA FUNNY [StatJokes] Fwd: Humor shiz.

071703
Diversify our economy with tourism and invesment
By Cheryl Moss

Commisionner Rory Reid has been recommended by WBTI as a Special Guest of Nevada Expo Mission to China. "I'm honored to be invited in this Mission. I believe it'll allow us to diversify our economy with tourism and investment and increase understading between our countries," Rory talked to Dr. Tony Lei at the time when the Commissionner was informed by him at his Law Office in Las Vegas on April 24, 2003.
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